ASM Announces New Acquisition, Rebrands as ASMBaby

For Immediate Release

ASM Announces New Acquisition and Focus With Change to ASMBaby

October 22, 2013 – After nine months of negotiations, ASM has completed the transaction and acquired new BabyBot(TM).  With this new addition, ASM will immediately become known as ASMBaby, to fill all your Baby News And Needs.  This decision was made by both Editor-In-Chief Philip N. Zeman and ace writer Rogue Z.  When asked about the change, Phil said, “… huh?  Oh, sorry, wasn’t paying attention to you, was burping my kid.  Yeah, we look forward to new BabyBot and the upgrades to ToddlerBot, KidBot, TweenBot, TeenBot and AdultBot, hopefully avoiding the SullenTeenBot expansion pack if we can help it.”

Keep watching this site for future ASMBaby updates!…

… okay, now that that’s out of the way, let me explain why ASM has been quiet as of late.  As you may have guessed, I’m now a dad.  Our son was born last Thursday evening, and he’s absolutely perfect.  With that, however, we must put ASM on a bit of a hiatus while we figure out what his schedule will be like and how we fit ASM into all of that.

We will be back, and we will try to give you some new content every so often until we get back up to near full speed. We hope you stick around during the break, and we thank you for reading the site all these years.